Dang it!
Unicorn, Medium

This is how they inflated blimps before all this sissifed electric foolishness went and ruined everything. And now blimp pilots wonder why they're fat.

RE: pirate guess

Oops! I forgot:
Unicorn Poop, M

A relic of the little known but incredibly sexy S&M circuit among 18th century Carribean pirates. Originally designed for a highly devout Catholic pirate captain to perform dual functions as a prosthetic leg and as a device for self-mortification (similar to the celise featured in the Davinci Code), the device soon gained widespread popularity with dominant mistresses of peg-legged pirates. It allowed them to extend the reach of their sadistic dominance outside of the bed-cabin without openly undermining the captain's authority in front of his men. It was known as a petit pique (trans: little prick) and references to the device in period letters are often misinterpreted as a description of inadequate or disappointing male genitalia.

I can't vote for about a third of the entries, no matter how many times I refresh. Wanted to vote for glass eater, but couldn't. WTF? I'm running firefox 3.6.7

Much funnier if you find someone who can actually do impressions of those actors.

electronic tag for studying wildlife

Ninja-Bear? More like Star-Wars-Kid-Bear.