Well they're speaking Spanish in the video.

My Spanish teacher in high school often used the example "I ran out of bread." to showcase how the English language perplexed her.

DRIED BEATS MILK THEM ALL

"Ibi cubavit Lilith et invenit sibi requiem."
It's based on the passage from Isaiah 34:14 in the 5th century Latin / Vulgate Bible, which states "Ibi cubavit lamia et invenit sibi requiem."
Lamia (of ancient Greek mythology), here instead referencing Lilith, the Mesopotamian and Judaic figure seen as the first wife of Adam, is frequently translated to the screech owl, night monster, or demoness of the night, a she-beast.
The full translation would be something like: A night monster lived (lain) here and finds herself a place of rest (or peace for herself).
Here being a tomb in this context. Interpretations include: That she escaped out into the larger world, that she was destroyed by God and is no longer dwelling there, or the creature returned at dawn and the cross has confined her eternally to the crypt.
She's depicted in the coin in Eden, under the tree (or in this case, hidden key) of knowledge, conversing with the serpent, as bolts of lightning come down from on high.
The banner in the tree reads lignum vitae, or wood of life.

When people write out their pronunciation mistakes, like supposably when they mean supposedly.

Hmm, there's something I just don't trust about these "Ohio State News" folks. What exactly do they have to gain from this article?

He can hitchhike from miles away.

Mules are mostly infertile, some women can't have children, etc., so I have some minor qualms with the "allows for reproduction" part of the definition.