LAND MINES

Goddammit Ryan, go away. Go find Jesus.. in.. Panama or so. Just go.

(If you had a cat, of course.)

You better kill your cat's mother then.

Could barely recognize the song.

Neither eating with a large nor with a small fork will help you lose weight.

I'm glad I could solve this for you, now maybe you should close this blog because your topics are beyond stupidity and I could find nonsense like this in any gossip magazine.

Bye.

Not believing it until my ear is rotting away.

A Kindskopf is the opposite of a grown up.

Yup, Berlin is really such an eyesore. :/

Ryan, go find the room with the people who care about your inane gibberish.

Lol I just wanted to say that this was the most ridiculous comment section ever.

tl;dr-Ryan at large. Do you have a generator for those texts? (I didn't actually read them.)

Just because beauty ideals change over time doesn't mean the current beauty ideal doesn't exist.

Arbitrary? Blah blah. ffs I wish I could stop using the damn internet.

They also say you can dry a banane peel and smoke it, but none of it is true. ;)

lol MadBiker, I wish we could cap the transatlantic cable so I wouldn't have to read your crap.

That's pretty funny. A cat could eat him.