People who write ShitCode® or any other programs not beneficial to the overall scheme of things, should have their fingers, tongues & eyes removed. With pruning shears, preferably.
And then, one day after the microbes ate all the plastic in the ocean, they were still hungry. Making their way onto dry land, they began to eat all things plastic. All of the things. In no time at all, the microbes had eaten their way through entire inventories of medical supplies, textiles and the like. Automobiles no longer functioned, instead, the landscape was littered with dead car's metal exoskeletons, as all the plastic parts had been consumed.And so on.And so forth.