1. Pink Freud. XXL
2. Lightsaber chopsticks.

Actually, the statistic cited claiming Maine as the "dumbest state" is based off of SAT scores. But if the author had looked a little closer, Maine also had the highest participation rate by far, at 92%. Most off the top 10 have less than 10%, likely the college bound and smartest, where as Maine's average encompasses a greater majority of the population.

As a Maine resident, I can attest that it is not the "dumbest state." In fact I've seen a few rankings that put it in the top 10 smartest states.