I don't know if I'd call the Japanese version of The Bachelor "sexier"...

You think your family has a black sheep?! We'd be thrilled if all we had to deal with was a sheep.

Hey! Doctor Toshiro! Look what we did with all of those extra stem cells you had lying around!

Sure that baby Gamera looks cute in the pet store...but they get to be a bit of a handful when they grow up.

I think it's good that a big time Hollywood guy will be there. So when they turn the machine back on and it inevitably rips a hole through the fabric of reality and legions of hellbeasts start spilling out into our dimension to feast on our souls, we're going to want a movie star there to look into the camera and say, "Hey ugly! Collide this!"

It's just good science.