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Snappy P. Fish's Comments

Gracie honey, I can't find those socks I usually stuff into my shorts to make me look like a better man, what else can I use?

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Gracie, what does Techno Viking eat to make himself look so buff?

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Gracie, I never loved you.

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Gracie, seriously... for the love of God and our marriage, stop saying spam...

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Gracie, I think Snappy should lure Adam Farrington into the cup of a giant slingshot, and fling him across town while making off with his fancy new book. Gee, what should we use as bait?

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Gracie, what's so great about Adam Farrington's lines?

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Bah! I still think it’s a three-person ass-on-fire extinguisher.

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It's a three-person ass-on-fire extinguisher.

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Wow, headlines like this, and the poor reporting of the article it links to--dispel my confusion of why the myth that having sex with a virgin cures AIDS (and other, related myths) are so prevalent in some places.

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To be fair, they should give citations to Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke as well. (And don't forget flinging them halfway across town with a giant, baited slingshot! Wee!)

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I like a woman with a giant cat. That's just me.

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I won te tubes! Maybe Kim Jong Il will call talk invisible cheesburger!

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Once again, I have to observe that it would have been more humane for them to fling the shark to the beach using a giant baited slingshot. Thanks you.

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