Honey, Bob Hope just called and says he's out of hair tonic. What can he use in a pinch?
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And folks wonder why I took a Gentile for a wife...
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(Snappy comments for love, not prizes.)
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Folks, there's only one thing that can make me forget that I'm Jewish besides a good spliff. Tell 'em Gracie.
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Wow, it's a good thing Medicare Part D pays for all my blood pressure pills and cholesterol binders!
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Gracie dear, I want to take a nap, but I can't find the cat. Where is Mr. Snuggle Wumpkins?
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Uh... whoops.
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Gracie honey, Artie Shaw and half the band just threw up in our sink forcristsakes! What did you put in those appetizers?
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Lottsa people don't know that rat feces are a good source of vitamin B-12!
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New and improved! Now with some kind of meat!
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Gracie, I heard Dick Cheney just came out and said that they'll stop waterboarding? Now why do ya suppose they did that?
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Wow, I've got some kind of unearthly desire for pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, how can I eat them together without ruining our blender again?
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Gee, honey, the dog's dead, what did you feed it?
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Gracie, what's so good that the U.S. military serves it three times a day at Guantanamo Bay?
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Honey, Artie Shaw and half the band just threw up in our sink forcristsakes! What did you put in those appetizers?
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