Duuude... wiener dogs taste better than actual wieners, you gotta try one!
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Please Sir, may I have some More?
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There was an article in the New Yorker regarding the dubious ancestry of that bottle, and the suspect practices of the fellow who 'discovered' it. It may be online, I dunno. If you are interested, check.
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I'll use my crane-tiger style kung-fu to put this bud in your ear!
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Bob, the lab just called, and they said there was a little mix-up, sorta. I'M Bob, you're the clone.
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Dude! Lawrence Welk is still uncool!
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Man, you really need to see the doctor, your earwax tastes terrible!
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I'm a freak! A freak I tell you! I was born with no epiglottis, see? Now do you see?!
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I've been wanting to tell you for so long, I'm really a girl!
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Man, this steams! There's yet another cruelty-to-animals post on Neatorama yet! Help me think of a good comment to start a flame war!
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You've been going through my butt-plug collection again, dammit!
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Bro, will you stop being so selfish, and see if my meth-mouth is starting to show?
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Dude, why are your ear-buds plugged into that wall socket?
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I Never Loved You!!!
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Spam!!!
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