This is a little gross to qualify as neat in my book. I like to think about poop less, rather than more, heh. So, this is my down-vote for Neatorama poop content. 'And stay down!

I get the three seashells, DaveL! I wish I didn't!

A pie torturer.

@Veracosa: You know, I'm offended that it is somehow wrong to care for an animal that you love very much. I've cared for my pet lion (Cheeseburger) and my chimp (King Bubbles II) for many years in my small apartment, and we are perfectly happy.

Everybody knows that the famous poet, Robert Lowell, loved skunks for their honest and open way of expressing their many complex emotions. Yes, everybody on his block called him "That Crazy Skunk Man," toward the end of his life, when he was in his dotage. Yes, the humane society had to rid his house of over 120 adult skunks and kits after he died. And yes, his body was found partially consumed, but the skunks broke into all ten bags of Purina Skunk Chow in his pantry, and totally fished those off before resorting to his corpse. Skunks are truly the thinking, thinking, thinking man's pet.

Those are cute skunkeh. Next thing, ceiling skunk!

Love kitty!

Pretty, pretty, pretty... bad.

I have a feeling there is a mistranslation of 'auspicious.' And when I say 'feeling,' I mean that I'm psychic.

As long as it doesn't affect the traditional 'Fish Slapping Dance.'

Is it legal to jump on the table like that? I assume no, and that it was some sort of exhibition game, or the like? Wha?

Why didn't she speak to Dick Van Patten first?

(Tasteless, I know, sorry.)

How 'bout a flea on a rat on a cat on a dog on a tiger on top of Roy Horn?

Love it!

It seems like the opposite of the Safety Dance, though.

I like the time he solved America's reliance on foreign oil with a steam engine made out of a tea candle. That rocked!

Peeing on logos & such is more of a Bart Simpson job. It's too bad sellers and users of such emblems have stolen (in the first case) and co-opted (in the second) Watterson's hard work and creativity for their own profit.