If Hal Wilner produces it, I'll pre-order!

Bloody hell! I spent two and a half hours last night doing a Christmas Cthulhu post and I didn't see this! Dayum!

It's not so much emasculated as "Bobbitted". Perhaps it will go on to a long, sleazy career of bad porn flicks and celebrity appearances opening dive bars?

You know, the real difference is that the humans behave like zombies OF THEIR OWN FREE WILL!

Actually, I'm okay with zombie cockroaches. They're not crawling around in my kitchen. In fact, why don't we make ALL cockroaches zombie cockroaches?

If it were Socialist, YOU'd own it.

He must be VERY popular with the ladies.

Dammit, they must have overloaded those dilithium crystals!

That's not a dog. That's not a sheep.

Put it on a leash and you'll see: it's BAIT.

There go my plans to become a poodle smuggler. $1600 for one of those pathetic knick-knacks with teeth? But it was a good myth while it lasted.

Incidentally, Snopes is doing a lot of laurel-resting in my opinion. Ever since they dismissed stories of that JDate guy who threatened to sue his dates for their 50%, they've lost credibility with me.

That was totally designed by some guy with an upskirt fetish.

And yes, I AM old.

In many US states, it's illegal to ride a horse while intoxicated. Dunno about Berlin, though. And besides, that horse looks sensible enough to have seen them both home. My grandfather used to pass out in the buggy all the time; always woke up at home, too.

There's also this Sesame Street video, where Maria explains to Cookie Monster how computers work. I must say, it took, because I'm sure he was my sysadmin at one point...

“Why he is still married, that is another thing,” Várkonyi says. “You need a special woman for this.”

What in God's name is he doing to his wife? And why doesn't she get padding?

Awesome! My birthday's coming up!