I saw something like this awhile back and liked it...but I made my own and had it printed as a decal, check it out! http://www.michellemccrary.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Whovain_Family.jpg
This is so cool! Everyone's was so funny, it had to be so hard to pick! Thanks for adding me on as a winner! My the way, I took my family and friends advice and made a blog about Sammy, it's sammyisawesome.wordpress.com
Sorry for so many folks, but Sammy did it again yesterday! My family and friends seriously have asked me to start a blog...
We went into Bath & Body Works and Sammy HATES that store. I told Sammy to pick something for him out of the Men's section and he looks at me and says, "I am not a MAN, I am a CHILD." The best part was some other ladies heard him and were cracking up laughing!
My 13 year old son's best friend, who has leukemia, has to miss school sometimes because of immune system issues. He has attended school via Skype several times - I think it's wonderful!
My 11 year old, Sammy, says funny things on a daily basis! I carry a little book in my purse and write them all down so I won't ever forget them. Just in the last 2 weeks, he has said the following:
1. Sammy was drinking cranberry juice for the first time. He asked what the weird taste was. I told him it was "tart." He responded, "Well, I only like Pop Tarts."
2. We were watching Wipeout and a British contestant got smashed in the groin and Sammy yells, "That British guy just got hit in his British nuts!" (I got onto him but had to laugh & write it in the book!)
3. We were watching Disney's "Beauty and the Beast." After Gaston stabbed the Beast, Sammy looks at me and says as serious as can be, "He just got shanked." (How does he even know what that means?)
4. Sammy was walking his dog after school the other day, runs into the house breathing heavy and slams the door. I asked him what was wrong and he stammers, "The Jehovah's witnesses are after me!"
5. I picked him up from school yesterday, and the first thing he says to me is, "Before I get in and sit down, I have to scratch my butt."
6. A few days ago when I picked Sammy up from school, he gets in the car and says, "I have bad news and good news. The bad news is I have 2 sheets of math homework. The good news is a T-Rex did NOT attack the school today."
7. Sammy has been practicing kung fu for 7 years. Last week he bought real metal nunchucks with his own money. He has been sleeping with them and carrying them everywhere he goes. Out of the blue he asks me, "Mom, how old do you have to be to make a will?" I know for a fact it's because he is mulling over who he is going to leave the nunchucks to if he goes anytime soon.
Here's a good philosophy: Live your life, be happy, let others do the same, and quit griping. So much negativity and hating all the time from everyone, geesh.
My kids have been taken kung fu for almost 6 years and I can tell you that calling kung fu karate is NOT COOL. Yes, this is SO NOT the Karate Kid, but the Kung Fu Kid! But, it will be like Kung Fu Panda when it was released - all the local karate schools jumped on it and make it theirs, which is pretty hilarious considering that kung fu is Chinese and karate is Japanese. Ignorance is bliss, I guess.
This sounds EXACTLY like an episode of Spongebob....he and Patrick surprise Mr. Krabs with a new mattress only to find out he had tons of money in it...and they had to go to the junk yard to find it!
We went into Bath & Body Works and Sammy HATES that store. I told Sammy to pick something for him out of the Men's section and he looks at me and says, "I am not a MAN, I am a CHILD." The best part was some other ladies heard him and were cracking up laughing!
Zombie Eat Flesh, XL.
1. Sammy was drinking cranberry juice for the first time. He asked what the weird taste was. I told him it was "tart." He responded, "Well, I only like Pop Tarts."
2. We were watching Wipeout and a British contestant got smashed in the groin and Sammy yells, "That British guy just got hit in his British nuts!" (I got onto him but had to laugh & write it in the book!)
3. We were watching Disney's "Beauty and the Beast." After Gaston stabbed the Beast, Sammy looks at me and says as serious as can be, "He just got shanked." (How does he even know what that means?)
4. Sammy was walking his dog after school the other day, runs into the house breathing heavy and slams the door. I asked him what was wrong and he stammers, "The Jehovah's witnesses are after me!"
5. I picked him up from school yesterday, and the first thing he says to me is, "Before I get in and sit down, I have to scratch my butt."
6. A few days ago when I picked Sammy up from school, he gets in the car and says, "I have bad news and good news. The bad news is I have 2 sheets of math homework. The good news is a T-Rex did NOT attack the school today."
7. Sammy has been practicing kung fu for 7 years. Last week he bought real metal nunchucks with his own money. He has been sleeping with them and carrying them everywhere he goes. Out of the blue he asks me, "Mom, how old do you have to be to make a will?" I know for a fact it's because he is mulling over who he is going to leave the nunchucks to if he goes anytime soon.
Zombie - Eat Flesh XL
Cthulhu as a teenager. XL