You do this and I'll come up with new astrological traits based on the new zodiac.
"Electric Guitar (20 April - 21 May): You are know the value of good music and typically have good tastes. Determined in all aspects of life; Electric Guitars are known to Rock 'n' Roll all night, and party everyday even if they have to fight for their right to do so. Parents, Cops, and other squares should just keep out of your business, man."
"Motorcycles (23 July – 23 August): May will be a good month for motorcycles as Mars comes wandering into your constellation. This is a good time to take a trip, riding into the sunset while wearing a lot of leather. Good thing too, as the annual Harley-Davidson charity ride is coming and you'll take any excuse to rev your engine down main street while your neighbors are trying to have an enjoyable Sunday. Avoid real bikers this weekend."
"Electric Guitar (20 April - 21 May): You are know the value of good music and typically have good tastes. Determined in all aspects of life; Electric Guitars are known to Rock 'n' Roll all night, and party everyday even if they have to fight for their right to do so. Parents, Cops, and other squares should just keep out of your business, man."
"Motorcycles (23 July – 23 August): May will be a good month for motorcycles as Mars comes wandering into your constellation. This is a good time to take a trip, riding into the sunset while wearing a lot of leather. Good thing too, as the annual Harley-Davidson charity ride is coming and you'll take any excuse to rev your engine down main street while your neighbors are trying to have an enjoyable Sunday. Avoid real bikers this weekend."