I'm guessing Paddywhack character is a knob chuffer from the British Isles. Wherever the wanker is we can be sure he's doing whatever it is wankers do.

Who'd a thunk something as innocuous as American cheese would bring up such harsh negative reactions? When people react like this, it's because they are reacting against something in themselves and not the object of scorn at all.

Those who, unashamedly, enjoy their low-brow and high-brow pleasures kick some serious ass. We win!