Plastic cheese - it probably digests slower than swallowed gum. Interesting that this hideous so-called cheese is named 'American cheese'. Plastic cheese and powdered cheese - a perfect simile of American culture.

Now go get yourself a loaf of french bread, some nice blue cheese, fig jam and some wine and have yourself a delicious fine time!!

wth - I must be brain dead or caught in time somewhere. But what the hell is this guy's motivation and what is he saying? The only magic words I know of: "open sesame" "abracadabra" and "please".

She is like a female Jaba the Hut. Just plopped wherever - with a gavel in her hand, oxygen tank, probably cigarettes too, and her pet 'houseboy' on a leash. She just throws anyone into her pit. Yuck! Those who are sentenced go on to be the bar backs or to be the set coordinators for Cher.

Jaws? Jehad? Jesus? Joe Blow? Jingo? Joke? Jubilee? Judge? Juctice? or JJJJJJJJJJJunior?

Mrs. Duggars clearly has a mental illness. She & Mr. Duggars are secretly plotting to take over Myanmar after the government destroys everything. Then they will have to rename Burma again starting with the letter...........J! You guessed it! What would you call it if you were Mrs. Duggars? Does her name begin with J?

It's martini time!