It is an Elephant cross country heli-ski fetish used as a "Good luck with that" talisman by none other than Alexander the Great! It worked then and it should still be powerful enough to get a pachyderm across a mountain range today.

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Thats a really big duck call or in some circles a"duct"call

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Why not write it in arabic?
Perhaps the wind will erase it.
Next time use Comic Sans.

Squirrel Nut Zipper pull?

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Tiger dog is the top of fool chain!

Its all fun and games until someone gets a balloon stuck in their back

Thats an Amazon Mohel's Foil

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Was Mia cooking bacon?

Thats a Yap-O-Matic 2000!
You aimlessly talk into the handset and STUFF magically appears in the drawer. The buttons and knobs connect you to Fisher-Price.

It Is as BAD as You Think and they ARE Out to get YOU.
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Bet they took that tour of the nitroglycerin factory off the list

Why thats onea them in house Old Time "Regulator Style" Straw Polls ,Faster than a series of tubes, in its day!

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Gojiras toothbrush!

Oh no it was Rocket Science_ Large

Gee for $12.99 I could get a real pizza that would taste just like a pizza, Not an attempt.

Uh Fruita Bat

Fantastic! Does anyone know who is on the audio ? I think its Rodney Miller, but I am not positive