My workplace has a “cry room “. Just the unofficial name of a stall shower in the bathroom. It really says something about the working conditions.

Benjamin Franklin was a tool. There, I said it.

I’ve read this post three times and I’m still only MOSTLY sure that the food involved is formed in a mold, not growing some sort of fungus.

Earthquake earthquake earthquake, Will Robinson, EARTHQUAKE.

Other things you didn’t know: the black and white swan costumes are not actually danceable (they would be impossible to partner in properly) and real ballet executives/producers live in one bedroom apartments with cockroaches

When we lived downtown the local mockingbirds did a pitch perfect imitation of those modulating car alarms. At 3am. On work nights.

I’m guessing the Santa’s are those gross hard fondant things sold as decorations for gingerbread houses and cakes and such. Technically edible, but only barely.

So... like ballet dancers, then.

what was that old thing about how any headline that asks a question can be answered with "no"?

Knitting. Almost no one in film has any idea what they are doing with their needles. The grandest exception is the old TV Addams family: Morticia obviously knew what she was doing.

No wonder she doesn't like pie, she put FISH in a FRUIT pie! Geeze, lady.

every time someone posts about this thing I have to fight the urge to tell them to shut up and not jinx it!

LOL. You don't HAVE to get new glasses every year, dude. No one is stopping you from sticking with the same pair for ten years, whether or not that's a good idea is up to you.