Wow, what a needlessly painful and humiliating thing to do to a 2 year old. I hope she grows up healthy and strong and decides not to have kids, just out of spite.

It is 110* outside today. Go ahead and wash yourself however you want, just don't stand next to me.

for my 18th birthday I was taken to the one in san francisco. It was nauseating, so I can't say I really remember anything about the food.

And he thinks the reason he's single is his AGE? Wow, what a catch.

Without facebook I would never know a dang thing that happens in my sibling's life. Yes, I miss the actual conversations we used to have online, but that ain't coming back anytime soon so at least I still know when my nephew is in the freakin' hospital. Heck, I even had to contact my BOSS via FB a few months ago because she is incapable of communicating via the phone these days. Moan all you want about how evil FB is (I even agree with you!), but I'm staying until someone invents something better that is actually adopted by the majority of my family and friends.

it's not all that difficult to buy human bones, but it IS expensive

For a few years I had a shirt with "kanji" on it and I always wondered what it said. Then I took an intensive Japanese class and realized... it said nothing at all. Just scribbly lines designed to look vaguely ethnic. Such a letdown.

lol at the six inch heels while sweeping the floor. Who does that?

my mom called me by the cat's name all the time. Sounds like another "study" trying to convince us that dogs are the only pet that matter (why have there been so many, lately?)