My aunt want to do the diamond thing with my grandma. I think it would be awesome but Im sure my mom and her other sister would have a hissy fit over it.

Personally I want to be burned and put in space but my husband is Jewish and insists that when we die we should be buried together in his country (Israel). I hope he dies first so he cant stick me in the ground.

I saw this turtle last weekend. Its at the MN Renn Faire. It cracks me up.

Its for your marbles.

They keep it on the playground because very often parents would lose their marbles.
Its kinda like a lost and found.

Look Out Schroedinger's Cat, It's a Trap! Size Small

They already have this in the Mall of America movie theater. My husband and I saw the newest Resident Evil in it. The seats were the only reason we enjoyed the movie.

I use to work in the Excalibur. This doesnt surprise me. People who stay there are not high class and usually have kids with them. I think the hotel is less concerned about the theme and more concerned with "well who the hell stays in our cheap ass rooms?"

That and they have a place called Dicks where the bartenders insult you and make penis jokes so they already phoned in classy.

Havent undergone anything too weird but I did have an ex military friend get a little over excited about doing some "field treatment" James Bond style.

I got into a pretty bad car crash but refused to go to the hospital because I did not want to pay for the ride or for someone to dab me with alcohol and send me home. I could walk and I could move everything but my left hand without overwhelming pain (probably out of shock).

I went to the closest friends house, who lacked any kind of first aid kit. So I was put back together with Popsicle sticks, tape, paper towels, frozen food, and vodka.

It took 10 months for all bone bruises to disappear and my hand hurts when it rains but $35 at a grocery store for first aid and replacement frozen peas was WAY better than god knows how much from a hospital.

I use to work for TDS Metrocom. There customer care is still in the main office so they were acrost the hall from me. Those poor people... we are in WISCONSIN!! you can understand us but people are @$$holes anyway... the paramedics turned up more than a few times in the year and a half I was there because people would have heart attacks, panic attacks, and other crazy medical problems.