Or maybe lazy teenagers are caused by lazy parents?
Teenagers,like dogs, are easily trained:
Create list of chores. Go over list with teenager. End of week - check list. List complete - give hug, allowance, allow entertainment privileges (i.e. cell phone, car, game console, ipod, etc). List incomplete - give hug (hey they're still your kid), but no allowance, no entertainment privileges, go over expectations (and rewards), encourage them to try again next week (but DO NOT REWARD lazyness).
Of course dogs learn quicker - but teenagers eventually catch on (assuming the parents aren't lazy - then it's hopeless).
"I only have a canvas that is around one foot long and around three inches wide so I have to know exactly the course my painting will take."
Sniff, that is so... it's just so.... so REAL. I mean who'd a thought about planning their work out before beginning.
Man, that guys not a Artist - he's a Prophet or a Poet or a Poet Prophet.
I think everyone (engineers, architects, rocket scientists, heroin junkies, unwed mothers, etc) could all have a better life if they would just follow this wise mans lead and PLAN AHEAD.
Whoever said life imitates art wasn't just spinning daisy's.
Thanks for proving my point. Too bad your parents passed on the dog and went directly to contributing to the downfall of the human race.
More likely that the cholesterol effects blood flow and therefore causes the tail to itch.
Teenagers,like dogs, are easily trained:
Create list of chores.
Go over list with teenager.
End of week - check list.
List complete - give hug, allowance, allow entertainment privileges (i.e. cell phone, car, game console, ipod, etc).
List incomplete - give hug (hey they're still your kid), but no allowance, no entertainment privileges, go over expectations (and rewards), encourage them to try again next week (but DO NOT REWARD lazyness).
Of course dogs learn quicker - but teenagers eventually catch on (assuming the parents aren't lazy - then it's hopeless).
Sniff, that is so... it's just so.... so REAL. I mean who'd a thought about planning their work out before beginning.
Man, that guys not a Artist - he's a Prophet or a Poet or a Poet Prophet.
I think everyone (engineers, architects, rocket scientists, heroin junkies, unwed mothers, etc) could all have a better life if they would just follow this wise mans lead and PLAN AHEAD.
Whoever said life imitates art wasn't just spinning daisy's.
I'm guessing the same place that Pakistan got all their money and weapons.
The rich (doing what rich people have done for centuries)are gutting America for their own bottom line.
Yawny yawn yawn.