Who can ever get enough of purple mercury?

Luckily the kid was only gone for 3 hours. Any longer and he would have had to use his light saber to cut open the puppy and climb inside to keep warm.

So is her "dress" housebroken?

Just take them over to the homeless shelter on pot-luck night.

Like the Roger & Me movie said: "Pet or Food?".

Can the rabbit out swim a bullet? If not, problem solved.

From the photo - it looks more like a Rainbow Finch Water Dog. Supposedly a VERY rare breed in the wild.

This makes the one-wing plane landing almost look real.

Was the article just a tad too long to read SenorMysterioso?

From the article (alllllll the way to the bottom): "There are no numbers recorded to suggest how many Rainbow (also known as Gouldian) Finches exist in captivity but it is very probably in the hundreds of thousands."

@Alex "Let’s be rational:"

New to Neatorama eh?

@justme: “What, only good-looking people should be able to sing?”

Didn't you watch the Olympics? According to the Chinese (and 1.6 BILLION people should know) ONLY good looking people are allowed on TV.

"All a y'all are party poopers"

Perhaps Snopes could figure out what language that is?

Like other non-intelligent creatures, I'm pretty sure they use Twitter.

Sad to think they're willing to piss away her childhood over the next 10 years for such a less-then-lofty goal.

The dark ages called, they'd like their superstitions back.

http://www.savagechickens.com/2009/01/save-the-womp-rats.html