What about the speech in case there was a slip up and one of the studio cameras or lights showed up in a shot?

//kidding, kidding, I'm snarky not stupid.

Hopefully cheesy article writer will not be one of them.

I suspect magic was involved.

I would like to be his bandaid vendor.

I think most "real" studies will show that it's only effective if it comes directly from the tap.

Cause ya know any medical research found on the web (especially from Scandinavia) must be true.

Why JAMA never seems to get around to publishing stuff that anyone can find on the web is just plain elitism.

Plus think of all the empirical evidence - how many baby's do you know of that die of cancer?

Dang, I've been out snark'd by the previous comments.

//remember, if you keep picking at it, this "steam'd punk fad" will never die?

Like the oblivious parents of a ugly baby, only the dog owner finds it's loud obnoxious mutt noises clever or cute.

I hope they live far far away from their nearest neighbor.

So they ruled out sharks with lasers?

Wow, who knew there were more inept cops then the Japanese out there.

Should be lamest business card ever. How is that even a business card? No phone number, no contact info, no nothing.

Twitter would be a brain dead whole body organ donor.

Man that has SUCK written all over it.

Stuff like this (and that bloatware they call a movie website) is supposed to get people fired up for Star Trek again?

Shatner must be rolling over in his grave (yeah, I know he's technically still alive).

Don't #1 - rub a few IQ points together and don't use Facebook.

Good thing the Japanese are doing all that whaling "research". I'm sure with that vast knowledge base of science, there's a answer to this problem (like do more "research" wink wink nudge nudge).

Proof that neither small frogs or humans should be up at that ghastly hour.