Bah, Mensa (98.0 percentile) is kidstuff.

Let me know which celeb's are in Triple 9 (99.9 percentile)that's where the real brains are.

I didn't know amazon sold forests.

Um...people with the FLU cough not sneeze.

Chool (Cheesy + Cool).

Of course it's completely illegal - I'm sure they didn't spend a boatload of money to license Queen's song, and since it's obviously being used for broadcast (i.e. played for others) the fine will probably bankrupt the newlyweds.

I'm bringing out a line of really cool lamps.

I take an existing lamp and make a lamp out of it - only cooler.

Pre-orders are just $95 each plus shipping.

I love how everyone is cracking on the American lunches as being unhealthy when it's the FRENCH lunches that have french fries with EVERYTHING.

A fool and their money....

Maybe the story's a scam and the guy is just making soup a bit at a time.

The force is strong in that one.

Wait, what?

Ya just know the RIAA hates this - all that money and they're not getting their cut. There must be somebody they can sue over this.

Millions of years of evolution wiring the brain to notice any and all differences in order to decide on the friend/foe or fight/flight response and a bunch of modern goodie-two-shoe-ers want to throw that away.

Differences are what make the world interesting. Who cares if people poke fun at them - at least they noticed.

If you want everyone to be alike, join a cult.

@Briannana - so were hooded peasants oafs with small vocabularies or what?

I'm afraid my awe threshold is much higher then that.

@JamesM - valid point, there's a huge difference between local ad's and the hugely scary unknown 3rd party malware..I mean..ad vendors.

"Art… anything thats made with the intention of stimulating emotions, thoughts etc. "

That's the dumbest statement EVER.

By that "logic" if I slug you really really hard in the gut, I'm an artist.

What? You didn't get that my moving fist was an analog for today's rapid paced society and that the nauseous feeling you got was the underlying thoughts of the downtrodden members of society in a capitalist run economy.