Glad to hear that Nicaragua has all their other problems solved so we can worry about a few baby armadillos.

Scotch, neat.

Or Ice Cold Vodka with a twist of lemon.

Why Americans always want to put sugar into everything (especially good alcohol) is beyond me.

Maybe TokyoFlash could invent weird little dive watches for them. Of course they'll have to overcome the whole lack of wrist thing first.

Your oil money at work.

Great, now we get to look forward to "no moron left behind" publicly educated dumbasses keeping us "safe" from ourselves.

"but it is maddeningly addictive"

Um...no, not really.

"had taken a photo of her family last year and sent it to friends, as well as posted it on social networking sites"

"Kelly said she has asked a professional photographers’ organization to help figure out how her image wound up in Prague."

Gee, that should be a tough case to crack.

Sounds phony.

What type of old lady lives in a dump, has a ratty old mattress, and makes some type of mystery income to hoard away a million bucks.

Was Granny a dope dealer, or a gray hooker, or maybe a fortune teller?

Besides, there's approx 230 bills to an inch, so assuming Granny was hording 5's, 10's, and 20's there'd be around 120,000 bills or 515 inches or 42 feet of stacked bills. That would be one lumpy mattress indeed.

I don't get it.

So can we actually call them "black" squirrels or will the PC ninnies jump in and make us call them something somebody imagines as being less offensive.

You know what else is dangerous? Power tools. Maybe the guy could cut off a few fingers or limbs to raise awareness on those dangers.

Let's see, he has to take on a nickname to PROTECT his identity and you're asking is it vandalism?

@Bible Mom: Troll or nutjob? (not that there's much of a difference)

It's all very ENTERTAINING, but to dig up a few fossil examples of a species and do a whole "looks like and lived like" profile is conjecture at best.

Palaeontology is one of those soft sciences that just bugs me with all the guesses being touted as known facts.

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