Of course, someone has already done a version with piano dubbed in:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EsU86Azy9I

Who has a camera in their office? Seriously, why would all these offices be under surveillance?

We signed a similar contract when we adopted our rescued dog. I think it's pretty standard for animal adoption organizations, and it is intended to keep the animal from being placed in a bad environment.

We understood the terms of the contract, and if for some reason we would have had to get rid of the dog, we would have taken it back to the placement organization AS WE AGREED WE WOULD DO when we signed the contract.

Absolutely wonderful. Nice find.

Bless you for pimping my gadget, Miss C. May the Internet gods smile upon you, and may your pageviews runneth over.

I *really* hate being lied to by corporations. If they change the size of the egg, that's one thing, but don't pretend it never happened.

That CAN'T be good for the truck...

"If you meet the mouse upon the road, kill him."

That is an excellent list.

Which is to say, I agree with it.