Ummm...
Tweezers

'Reminds me of Bradbury's "The Veldt",
the precursor to the holodeck - but with teeth.

Not intended for marching bands.
(Oh! The humanity!)

"By any means necessary"?
How about peace by ____________ ?
(fill in your choice of despicable means)

Saul Alinsky was wrong.
The ends do NOT justify the means.

'Gunna end up something like Steve Martin's eyeglass handles in The Jerk.

Yeah, I've always heard that a dog's mouth was cleaner then a human's too.
...But then I saw what they use for toilet paper.

It's not an Ewok, it's an R2D2 droid.
'Looks cool, though.

He made it better.
Now it actually says something...
"Stay off the peanut butter!"

Corellia, as a former uninterested agnostic who despised Christians for their hypocrisy, I welcome your comment - for my sake.
However, for YOUR sake: you can't see a perfect God by looking at imperfect people.
He IS real! I know that fact, not by reading it in the Bible or by being convinced by an evangelist, but by His Spirit. Until your eyes are opened, it will just seem as foolishness to you, but if you REALLY want to know the truth, He will show you too.

Jesus IS coming back, but He said no one would know the exact day. Harold Camping's followers are going to be very unhappy campers when this day comes and goes.

I hope they only lose faith in Harold and not in Christ.
'Also hope this guy didn't give all his money to a guy who thinks he's the final arbitrator of Scripture.

'Looks like Johnny-5
...is alive.

The jam which was at the bottom actually went into another dimension through a portal, because the jar is a door.

@TimO
'Good point!
In fact everything is deadly "in it's pure form" IF it deprives one of oxygen.

Although, I'm sure the helium would also make one a bit lightheaded.

Let me guess...
She modified it with a cat.

I hope his using nose wasn't plan B.