This is why I eat Count Chocula instead.

Here's a slideshow of photography from blind/vision-impaired artists, including one by Ms. McKenzie:

http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1897093,00.html

Tres Shannon, the subject of the Jack of Hearts pictured above, should have been the joker! (For non-Portlanders, one example of his career(s?)is as owner of Voodoo Donuts.)

@yvgeny: that book was based on a section of Ariano et al's popular website created over ten years ago -
http://www.fametracker.com/hey_its_that_guy/

A more profound improvement over the original, perhaps?

http://translationparty.com/tp/#274263

Oscar Wilde's "there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about," becomes "Burt, I said world."

Dickens' "‘Tis a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known," becomes "'So far, I still Tis, I left all good."