This was from back before they had flush toilets. Mr or Ms Royalty would do their thing in a pot. Then the servant would come in and use these tongs to remove the royal log. It was a bit trickier on the morning following taco night, but the servants got good at it.
It's for measuring the length of a porn stars "unit". The tube thing on the right rotates and the "actor" inserts his unit. Then the claw thing err, gently grabs hold and stretches the appendage leftwards, and the length is read of the scale bar. The metal box is to collect any blood that may be drawn by the claw.
I hate dongles! We've got a few pieces of $100 000 software, and every time there is an upgrade, I spend 20 minutes installing, and 4 hours trying to get the crappy licensing to work. Everyone uses "LMTOOLS" which is a black box of hell, never telling you what is really going wrong, so you just have to keep changing stuff until the dongle is accepted. And good luck if you happen to get 2 pieces of software that both use LMTOOLS on the same machine! Nothing like paying big cash to get screwed over on licensing.
So what happens if she falls and the balls crack? Broken ping pong balls can fracture and shard. I would imagine that wouldn't be nice to have inside you.
I was there for Eddie's jump! My mom was British, and she was the local liaison for the British Cross Country team in Canmore. The family came into Calgary to watch Eddie! Excellent! I was, like, 9 years old at the time. .
ND, the exit to the internet is the second door to the left.
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V 1.0 of the Flux Capacitor!!!