Fangy McFang Face

I took my scuba course in Minnewanka, and dove down to the old dam. It's really cool to see a dam completely submerged. I also did my night dive there, with a full moon over the mountains. It was pretty awesome.

We also used to have a Yacht Club there, and held the Mile High Regatta every year. I think the last one was around 1998 or so. I sailed in it most years as a kid.

Jaws of Life for extracting injured knights from their armour.

Battle Damage Tee Large Chocolate

Those are tongs used when they need to perform surgery on Spongebob Squarepants.

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Its a cage for Smoke Monster Junior.

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The Dignity Destroyer.

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It's a half-fisheye photoshop filter from the pre-computer days.

/get off my lawn!

4 Out of 5 Doctors Prefer Me in white, medium for my Wife, her doctors love the funny shirts I keep finding her.

"don't tell Leia, but I think we just stepped in an Ewok"

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The only thing smoking catnip will give you is a monstrous headache . . . not that I would know ...

You missed System Administrator Appreciation Day, July 30th this year (Last Friday Of July)

http://www.sysadminday.com/

This is a Croquet mallet used before modern rules were conceived. The idea was to hit your ball towards the wicket, then throw the axe at the peg before your ball stops rolling. The problem was drunken Croquet led to to many axe injuries, otherwise we would still be playing by those rules today. Of course we all know that drunken Croquet is the only way to play, so the new rules are probably better for all.

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Captain Hook's prosthetic penis.

Can I say penis here?

This is what they used to use to club seals, back before PETA made them tone it down a notch or 3.

A faraday cage

That's Umpossible!!!