Really? A video of pumpkins being smashed without The Smashing Pumpkins in the background :(
Would be fun to re-edit that footage to a Smashing Pumpkins track.

Yeah, the joke was lost. Rajnikanth's fame is similar to Chuck Norris's here in Chennai.

Emergency Oreo, although tasty, does not allow me to calculate the bill or currency conversions, like my trusty Casio calculator watch does.

I would ditch the calculator watch, or possibly put it on the other wrist, if the Emergency Oreo automatically replenished itself.
mmm oreos.