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Love Guns, ash grey, women's L

Violet: "If someone feels offended by something, why does that offend you? It’s common sense to say “Well, I may not be personally offended by such-and-such issue, but if it bothers somebody else, who am I to say their feelings are wrong?” Instead of taking that tack, people start flipping out and attacking."

Because if the idiots don't start flipping out, how will the rest of us know how cool and jaded and above-it-all they are?

Toss in some sexist jokes and gratuitous use of the word "feminazi" and you have the gold standard Trifecta Of Moron that always comes up around issues like these. Thanks for keeping standards low, commenters!