Ted, nein, nein!

The story takes place "a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away"...

As for my stupid opinion on the fashion, I think it's sort of beautiful, but not practical. It is just a novelty.

Sad, but neat story. Everyone has intrinsic value and should, at the very least, have a place to be safe.

But seriously, cats have different personalities like people. One can't expect to apply the given advice to one's own cat and expect the same results as described. And what's even worse is I'd have to do it 163 times over for each cat again...

My friend used to order absinthe from the Netherlands or Denmark or some place like that. I tried it, and it tasted fowl to me, sort of like Jagermeister or something. I did end up hallucinating. I kept thinking I was seeing faces in the plate-glass windows, and it scared the 'S' out of me. I should say however that booze in general has weird effects on me regardless.

One's food is questionable. One's dentistry is dodgy, but one's Youtube channel is bang-on.

Perfect example of why the world generally has negative stereotypes of Americans.

John Lennon said it best... "Let it be".

An over-moneyed "big ugly dumb North American" who is "out boating" sees a native animal doing what it is supposed to do, and has to molest it.

Look, but don't touch.

I don't get it. I guess I'm the odd man out and out of the loop. (See? I used the phrase "out of the loop").

One would need to be stone-sober and a Westerner to understand it, but very clever indeed.

She is a fool. She would have been better off donating that money to a worthy charity or something. Could you imagine being so fixated on your own hair that you would part with that much money? No sale. I'm a long haired guy and I either trim it myself or go to a professional who trims it for a pittance. I also like to have it completely shave above the ears, which I have learned how to do myself, or if I get suspicious that I might botch it I just go to him and he does a great job for around $20 plus tip. (I always tip, because gosh-darn it, that's just the sort of guy I am)

That woman is a narcissistic fool.

"Good concept, bad idea"...

Yeah, I would be impressed if the profit went to worthy charity.

I'm going to make believe that I've just tried a Flawless... "Hmmm... it's a bit nutty, with a fruity aftertaste."

Yes, as an American, I must say that I do like it when a sea-faring vessel leans to one side.

The famous "Sea Monkeys" toy was invented by Harold von Braunhut, a fervent Neo-Nazi.

If I'm not mistaken, Newline Cinema is a Disney property.
That should speak for it's self.

Well, at least the old fart has a sense of humor about the situation. He seemed to be handling it quite well. It seems to me that if he was a member for 20 years that a verbal warning or stern talking-to would have been sufficient for the old chap. Foin. Sounds to me like some person at that "social club" (what other kind of club is there?) Is on some sort of authority trip.