Nah, you're certainly not alone. Though, I recognized all the ones here except the last two.

There's a balance to be struck on whether you want to spend your life watching TV or whether you want to miss half of what everyone around you experienced. There are a lot of jokes that only make sense when you know what's being referenced.

There's probably a driver under there, like this video.

Indeed, the article said the corn hissed like a can of soda when they pierced it which is a horrible sign of canned food gone bad. Then they proceed to say you should taste the canned food to see if it's OK. Of course, that's bad advice as not everything that causes food poisoning is something you can taste. Interesting article for the items, but awful advice on food safety.

That's what we woulda got if Venkman done the thinking!

On this, we can agree. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is a staple of my holiday viewing routine. It never wears out.

I found Dumb and Dumber to be mostly annoying and crass. The dog van flying over the hill was funny, but not much else.

Basically, it's the plot to Mulan?