I am dyslexic and I can now read and write English without any problem, I haven have a degree in English literature. I got a shock when I started to learn to read and write Japanese, I found I was making errors recognising the characters. I wasn't even seeing them right, my brain was linking characters with the wrong meaning. Even with the teacher telling me what the character was I was still "seeing" a different character. I could talk Japanese OK but as soon as we started linking words to characters I fell behind in class. It was similar to the dyslexia I had where I could not distinguish between "d" and "b".

My favourite love letter goes;

Dearest Judy,
Sit on my face.
Love Pete

If he's such a patriot give him a rifle and send him somewhere hot and scary, you'll soon have a pacifist. Most of the combat vets I know are no fans of war or dying for a flag.

The guy is a tool. Brakes and steering are power assisted by your engine on most cars. Turn the engine off and it makes the car hard to steer and harder to stop.

step 1. lock dog in car
step 2. push car into lake
step 2. claim insurance, blame act of dog