This is a recovered object from a UFO that has been sitting in area 51. You see aliens have taken the art of Pizza and adapted it to their tastes. In space pizza is four dimensional and requires a very special pizza cutter. The ones from earth simply don't make it in alien cuisine.

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It's an old chastity device, one of the original devices. Unfortunately it was quickly dropped when it was found out the device caused the one thing they were trying to prevent...

It's what they had to use on Bender's mechanical and metalic parts to wring out the alcohol after he drank do much a robot actually got alcohol poisoning...it was a strange day in medical science.

The post office in a last ditch effort to return to solvency has dropped all their stamp printing machines. Now they have resorted to kidnapped elves from Santa's workshop. The elves hand paint the stamps. After they are done they use this device to cut the edges on the stamps.

It's the special order baby rattle the guy from Saw was going to give his unborn son before the junky killed him.

This is a recovered object from a UFO that has been sitting in area 51. You see aliens have taken the art of Pizza and adapted it to their tastes. In space pizza is four dimensional and requires a very special pizza cutter. The ones from earth simply don't make it in alien cuisine.

It looks like an old embosser.

I think it's an old embosser.

I think it is a three part nail. He probably put it in one piece at a time.