I loved the salt bath contraption. By the way, I found an easy one of theese. What you do is use a strobe light in a dark room. It's wierd your over there then flash your over there! Makes you woozy and might get a sezure.
The only thing he did wrong was asking if they wanted it delivered first. It looks like we need to start an anti junk mail day every... When did it say he got cought?