Reason #31 why animals attack.

Rent a bulldozer, assholes.

Robot Chicken rip-off.

"Robots?!"

You mean remote controlled cars with cameras on them?

Pff..."robots." Calm down, Star Wars.

This is NOTHING new. In fact, here in Minneapolis many rental units in the uptown area make it a point to tell people that they cannot use it for rehearsal space.

WAY to many Metallica cover-bands ruining it for the rest of us.

It looks like a 4-year old did this.

Nailed it.

You know, if you have to TELL people it's art...

I've read this story before. But I remember the title being "And now for something REALLY f'n obvious."

Men are programed to pro-create. How is this not sinking in?!

It's only considered a "fail" because it wasn't readily available to most people and it didn't stay on the shelves long enough. Just like most of the gadgets out there, people would definitely have found a use for it. Most likely pimped it out and made some sort of RoboCop suit or something awesome.

Don't forget to recycle and we'll be just fine.

lol...you humans. So silly!

Of course it's fake you dorks.

The little hipster nurse is hot. She can take a tongue depressor rather well.

Who the hell did the post production on this story? That audio sounds like it was done by a drunk raccoon on meth.

Yeah, I said it.

and THAT'S why the east hates the west.

...and, you'll be able to add to it and make it one of those tribal tats when the divorce is final.

That's awesome! You've managed to discover something that just about anyone who's picked up a music theory book has known for years. Well done.