Allow me....

...um, why?

Awesome. Too bad their service sux.

So when it rains and the water level pours over the edge, does that mean god has forsaken them?

Now, if I could just meet the woman who can fill it...

"...how it was remembered for decades afterward."

Only by the South.

This clip could VERY easily be mistaken for old Klan footage. Creepy.

Tax people by lbs. over their clinically healthy weight, and listen as Uncle Sam screams "I'm rich, biotch!!"

Kitteh sez "U go only when I sez."

They forgot to mention that food is horrifyingly expensive, women are so bent on independence they think marriage is a trap, and that even though they have free healthcare, you still get a bill.

Great idea, needs a few tweaks.

Ah. So that's why he sucks.

I knew it had to be something simple.

Brilliant. Someone tell congress that this needs to be law in the U.S. We could use the money.

Wait, how many fatties are in office now?

Really. That MANY?

Oh, never mind then.

Good for you!

btw: you, eh...got a little schmutz on your arm, there.

He's saying "You know the machine you have there that makes this sound...'PPPppppffffffff'? Could you, like, stop running it in these waters? I have to live in this area and you're choking it up with gas and oil residue, assholes. It'd be like me coming into your living room and farting. Knock it off, butt-heads. Thank you."

Not surprising to see the Minneapolis / St. Paul area represented there.

Hard-core i.d.i.o.t.s.

It always amuses me when people think this is innovative. Peter Gabriel was doing this 30 years ago. Karlheinz Stockhausen was 30 before that.

It's safe to assume that imagination is the only limitation to making anything *musical.

*Insert your own definition of "music" here.

Good riddance. Now if we can just get everyone to stop thinking Lennon was a f*ckn' rock-n-roll martyr, we'll be all set.