I was going to do something along these lines. I was thinking about laying slabs of Horker meat all over the house, because they look truely disgusting.

I don't see why plastic should be any less worthy than silly old cottony paper. Works for me.

Creepy. Please stop doing impressions of things I actually like. :(

Cute, but I have a natural repulsion to really really intricate cakes (to eat anyway). The mind-frame being that if a cake is that detailed then someone probably had their fingers all over it, or at the very least their face inches away and breathing all over it.
Either way... ew.

I can do this in five seconds with a can of spray paint and some cardboard.

Green eyes will be king in a brown eye turned blue world.

I'd just like it if they were made with real sugar instead of corn syrup.

I HATE this question with a burning passion. Bad way to start a conversation with me, and a great way to make me instantly dislike you without knowing a thing about you.
If this question is in your arsenal of "openers" please, get rid of it.
I don't like talking about my work. I am a private person. (yep I do work, though. Myssteerious isn't it? I don't care. My business. Not yours.)