And you thought your life sucked...

My apartment's lease specifies a grill as being one of the few things permitted on the back porch (I have a gas grill I use on occasion.) That thing just looks like a fire waiting to happen though.

I've actually been to this place when I lived in Los Alamos, although it was just a plain old grocery store at the time. After the store closed, I had just assumed that the place was being used to store junk until I saw an article about the place being visited by the local Hazmat team. Needless to say, most of the locals kept their distance.

If these crabs are found, residents are urged to attack their weak point for massive damage.