westerns? Randolph Scott

hail satan, revealer of knowledge, tolerance, and reason.

i love it. ha ha ha ha ha.

pit bulls are the best!

i have a small palm that refuses to die as much as it refuses to live.

you better believe i'd fill that thing up with helium and launch it even if meant a potential contact with law enforcement.

those evil bastards are still living in the middle ages when they put clothes on poor little defenseless animals. dogs want to go naked and they don't need your baths either.

those evil eyes give it away. cat

now we have elephantine butts and bovine breasts.

dogs aren't your children. you evil bastards dressing them in clothes and making them take baths need to stop it right now or you are going to hell.

a crocodile cannot eat underwater like an alligator can.

i love the first picture of the ghouls twins. that rich, that young, and that badly dressed and old looking.

here's hw it works; the seller asks double what he wants knowing the buyer will offer half of what the buyer wants.
once i had a pair of shoes for sale and i was asking $2. buyer offered $1. yes, $1, 1 shoe, $2, 2 shoes.

airplane used the same script as "zero hour" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051221/