nannies

I raise awareness of the issue by propagating it.

BOOOOBIES

Behold the OMNI-TIT

I tried to Re-Create a Salvador Dali painting....but the Giraffes were too hard to set on fire.

Some how they are so stupid they think that FREEZING the beef is going to make it better????

What bullshit processed crap......

I knew chicken named Big Bertha who laid eggs with double and triple yolks ALWAYS for the last five years she lived.

By you assumptions this chicken I more rare than there are grains in the universe......

....double yolks are only uncommon for city slickers and people who don't know squat about where their food comes from. This really is one of the most IGNORANT posts I have EVER read on this site. Really stupid.

Behold the Power of Cheese.

Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
NOW OPEN YOUR PRESENTS I KNITTED YOU MAGGOTS SOME SOCKS !!