"If you win the one-round fight by inflicting more pleasure then your opponent, then you’ll finish her off with a special move. The end boss is a cougar, and I managed to overwhelm her only after a couple of tries."

...Am I the only one a little weirded out by those sentences? o.O
This is definitely a guy's online game lol

FAIL

*snort* nice. It's always a good idea to know what the freaking characters actually LOOK LIKE before getting them permanently etched into your skin.

The Kool-Aid Man strikes again! He must be stopped! He killed my father! *sobs*

haha kidding. Good one though :)

About a thousand tech geeks just had a heart attack the second he hit the on button.
It's nice to see the infamous American trend of wastefulness in the name of entertainment is still alive and well despite the rapidly plummeting dollar.

Remember when the Guinness Book of World records was a chronicle of people who displayed greater than average talents and abilities?

Neither do I...

Mmmm bacon *drool* You don't have to be a guy to enjoy 'sex in a skillet' (which is the best bacon quote ever in my opinion). The smell of cooking bacon makes me hungry no matter how full I was a moment ago.
Almost as good as bacon is prosciutto (spelled it right on the first try. Score! XD). Such a great smoky flavor, but not as crispy as bacon.

'Finally, one last explosion. This time with tanks flying out of it.' XD bloody brilliant!

That's pretty much the gust of Michale Bay movies. I thank the movie gods that this is only a parody and the Dark Knight's innate awesomeness is preserved.

Wow, lucky girl. She should tour around cities giving lectures on helmet safety with physical proof that helmets do in fact prevent people from dying.

I can imagine the opener
'When i was 11. a car ran over me while i was wearing a helmet. This...*points to helmet remains* could have been my head. Any questions?'

How much do you want to bet she's a cardboard cutout? Either that or it's a guy with balloons strapped to his chest.

The way I see it, classical musicians playing game themes helps to bridge the gap between the modern and orchestral world. It helps people understand the link music creates between genres and dispels the generalizations of stuffy, old classical music that only music nerds (like me! :D) still listen to.

On another note, a student in my graduating class arranged our choir, orchestra and bands to perform 'One-Winged Angel' for his senior project. All of the gamers were practically giddy with joy.

Oh for fu-
Trim your nails, woman! It's that easy!

To quote the famous Cheese: "I pooted."

Haha, that's a true scientist for you; "I'm having a stroke? COOL! I wonder what'll happen when I do this..."
It's a pretty unique opportunity, though, to be able to study the effects of a stroke from a completely new angle. With the information she has at her disposal through her field, she has can see an event like this in a completely different way.

Must...poke out...mind's eye...>.<