Hey, a corpse. OH MY GOSH now I touched it and now I'm dirty, who knows what filthy things are on me, oh hey good thing there's this soap here to OH MY GOSH
I can't decide if it's tragic or hilarious that this gargantuan crystal has spent countless eons growing in the very foundations of the earth, only to be pulled out and turned into a giant bowl so some rich guy can wash his doodle in it.
Now if only they can make those water-tunnels from Myst II.