Oh, what a marvelous idea. No. Really.

Knowledge is not the same as the dexterity, strength, and coordination required for physical skills. There are no shortcuts to success, only poor imitations.

It used to be a crime to deface or destroy currency and coin. Guess that just gets ignored nowadays.

At the rate the euro is dropping, in another couple months that will be just about enough funny money to buy a can of cat food. Hey Soros... how's that whole currency hedging thing working out for you these days? XD

I saw there was one comment. I knew before I clicked on it that it would be some sniffy snit by a snarky anti-gun twit. You drones are so predictable.

I'm proud to say I don't know anything about anyone in that photo collage; I have no intention of changing that fact.

Looks disgusting in its reconstituted form as well, judging by that photo.

I have a friend who mixes in a handful of shredded cheddar with his ramen. He insists it tastes great, so I broke down and tried it one evening. I nearly vomited at the first bite.

I'll pass on the cheeseburger ramen, thanks.

Jolly, you really need to find a hobby, son.

It's got an evil midget; what more could you want?

And since homeless people are usually hungry... Well, you can see the dangerous pun cycle this might lead to, if someone were so careless as to point it out.

Oops.

I have a passion for hippies. Roasted is best, but fried will do in a pinch.

Thin-skinned ninnies. Here, have another swig of firewater and it'll be all better.

He cut across the fold. Wow, that was hard. I are a math professor?

That may be the most revolting thing I've seen this year. I'd rather go hungry, thanks.

Art grads can always find jobs, since McDonald's is always hiring.