Boston ???

Are they high ???

Possibly the most politically corrupt city in the country (Big Dig construction fiasco), with the most repressive laws this side of cold war Moscow. And marijuana is now sneakily decriminalised (which means its not a felony, but you'll never get a federal job, or a handgun permit, so go ahead and light up in front of that State cop!). And they have mandatory health care, enforced by garnishing your tax return for $2,000.

All adult issues, I realize, but it sure turns Dad into an angry, road-rage-prone son of a Pilgrim.

Way to suck up to your fan base, Harold...

Triffid, anyone?

How is it you can say you know how to do something, but can't do it for another ten years?

My God.

Safe science that does what its supposed to.

I love it!

Its even funnier that the article is surrounded by ads for snake-oil weight loss products and credit report paranoia.

Point that finger at who...?

Lies.

Not bad, but OSHA will make him enclose that pusher prop!

"Jocks suck", to quote what was carved on a desk in my 1977 high school study hall.

As true now as it was then...

Those wacky Japanese. You can denigrate their culture, you can nuke them into supposed submission, but YOU still watch "American Idol" and the "Today Show"and let fat accountants destroy your economy and kill your children in war.

Yes, I'm angry!

I love Japanese videos like this. The voice-overs are always so enthusiastic!

So Cracked articles are now written exclusively by college freshmen?

And pussy college freshmen, at that...

I can remember when military advertising was laughed at as a poor cousin to the locally-filmed used car ads. Now our tax dollars are spent on gorgeous CG warriors with Marines' dress swords fighting Balrogs.

I suppose a mailer is at least cheaper...

I'd heard about Albert years ago, since we share a last name.

Can't wait to find out what else happened in the 1920's !

Because English is the "at gunpoint" language of Science, Rika.

Now eat your god damn hamburger !