I'm in... in an effing heartbeat.

How inadvertently sexy...

"Successfulness"?

Like most College Humor vids, technically skilled, but just not funny.
Not.
Funny.

That's pretty damn funny, and didja notice?,,, ABSOLUTELY NO LITTER ON THE STREETS !!!

What would law enforcement do without the "routine traffic stop"?

So yopur saying this isn't propaganda, like Reagan's "Star Wars" foolishness?

“By lumping 11 studies together..."

That's reassuringly professional!

Since when does Nature occur in a straight line?

Great selection of quotes to misdirect us, but 217 was obviously " The Horror from the Middle Span", by Lovecraft. I can't drive by a derelict bridge without thinking of that story...

Daria and Doug?!!? Please re-define "Greatest". Did you mean "lamest"?

Yet another example of how music makes the video. Nobody would give a rat's ass about this if the soundtrack wasn't so moody and edgy.

Personally, I blame the constant and huge abuse of caffeine. I experienced the same levels of anger and irritability over the last few years until I eliminated the gigantic intake of Mountain Dew from my diet.

I'm not kidding, folks. It's worth the few days of withdrawal headache to get off this crap. Down with Dunkies and Starbucks !!!

"Second, they were apt to say that the way they acted was often due more to a “strong internal pressure” than to “a real sense of choice.”"

Try applying this feel-good garbage to toilet training. You kinda hafta negatively react to your kid crapping on the coffee table...

I'm with you, Craig, but what makes you think the CHINESE made this crap up?