no. 052 - @carlyrenee
The city looks so pretty when the sin is rising - @carlyrenee
The city looks so pretty when the sin is rising - @carlyrenee
The city looks so pretty when the sin is rising - @carlyrenee 
no. 051 - @doogiehowser_md
"Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes We Can!" - Factory workers at a cannery - @doogiehowser_md no. 050 - @plaid_lemur
If acupuncture actually worked, I think heroin addicts would be the healthiest people around. - @plaid_lemur no. 045 - @kempruffner
Who was the first person to look at a cow & say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"? @kempruffner no. 049 - @christaland
The best part of smoking a cigarette while 8 months pregnant is screaming "Only God can judge me!" when people walk by. Apparently. - @christaland no. 048 - @nlnnet
no. 047 - @hsugene
I just farted at my desk assuming that the loud music would mask the sound. Unfortunately, I am wearing headphones. - @hsugene no. 044 - @omarg
no. 043 - @Tony_D
Williams Sonoma excels at selling me cookware I don't need to prepare meals with ingredients I can't afford for dinner guests I don't have. - @Tony_D
no. 042 - @wadetoblack
If I had to choose between owning a panda bear or a pander bear, I'd take the latter because he would always tell me what I wanted to hear. - @wadetoblack no. 046 - @badBanana
Never trust anyone under 30 lbs. Especially when it comes to driving directions. Babies are liars. - @badbanana
no. 041 - @RaisedByHumans
The advertisements on the side of my Facebook page are Cure Stretch Marks and Scholarships for Single Moms... even the Internet has given up on me - @RaisedByHumans no. 040 - @ethantrex
Who needs those tiny screw drivers? The tip of a knife and a large box of band-aids work just as well. - @ethantrex no. 039 - @meetingboy
Her version of teamwork is continuing to bark orders, but louder, even though none of us report to her. - @meetingboy no. 038 - @sween
Just saw a co-worker at the supermarket and had a nice long chat about what's going on in her life LOL JK I hid behind the potatoes. - @sween 
