I throw fur coats on people who leave paint stores. - @SamGrittner
no. 094 - @JemaineC
Being the most famous person that looks like me, am I my own Doppelgänger? - @JemaineC
no. 093 - @SarahKSilverman
Have caterpillars made a comeback a little bit? I've been seeing them around lately - @SarahkSilverman
More twaggies of the Silverman sisters can be found over here and one of our all-time favorite tweets, over here.
no. 092 – @billbarol
Oh, brand-new computer. When the bad times come, let's be sure to remember today, when you were clean and fast and we loved each other so. - @billbarol
no. 091 - @johnmoe
I think I have restless leg syndrome. I'm trying to sleep but my leg bought a Harley and took off to "find out what America really IS, man." - @johnmoe
no. 090 - @trelvix
If I had it to do over I would be a plumber who, if he had it to do over, would be a dancer who, if he had it to do over, would be Batman. - @trelvix
no. 089 - @howtogeek
You know you're a geek when you hear thunder and then check Google weather instead of looking out the damn window. - @howtogeek
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Interview by Ugly Phil
We were recently featured on Triple M in Australia... an interview by Ugly Phil. Listen to it right over here or hit the play button below. Oh, and for the record, I never told him my name was Dave. For some reason, Aussies can't say the word David...
no. 088 - @xenijardin
Southwest: The Chicken Bus of the Sky. - @xenijardin
no. 087 - @missdestructo
It's no longer... "Are we going steady?" it's... "So, are we Facebook official?" - @missdestructo
no. 086 - @lafix
I'll only be part of a love triangle if I can be the hypotenuse. - @lafix
no. 085 - TheBloggess
If you're setting baby lemurs on fire for profit then we need to talk. Mainly about your poor business model. - @TheBloggess
no. 084 - @anniecolbert
N.B. - Team Twaggies is excited to bring you the illustrations of Andrew Degraff over the next couple weeks (at least) as Kiersten prepares to kill herself get married. Please give Andrew a nice, big Twaggies welcome!
My dad has a theory that the world will end when all the world's un-popped popcorn kernels explode at the same time. - @anniecolbert
no. 083 - @Pogue
Oh CRUD!!! Set the iPhone 4 on a truck hood in a parking lot--it slipped off and fell 5 feet to pavement! Not a scratch. Whew!! @Pogue
no. 082 - @cakewrecks
It's so peaceful working at night. The hum of the fridge, the crickets, the cat yakking a massive hairball on the DR table... - @cakewrecks