no. 107 - @minjae
Dear BlackBerry. Stop changinig the xoxo in my emails to "socks." My people are confused. - @minjae
no. 111 - @tonyhawk
Lice in North County, that is what's happening. "The goddamned bugs whacked us, Johnny!" @tonyhawk
no. 110 - @jason_mraz
What's the speed of dark? - @jason_mraz no. 109 - @AnaBlackstad/@Salon
Hell no. He IS the shark. #fierce RT @Salon: Has Jon Stewart jumped the shark? - @AnaBlackstad no. 106 - @robdelaney
no. 105 - @MKupperman
Hey cannibals! Stop eating people! #enoughalready - @MKupperman no. 104 - @AllieBrosh
Flight delayed again. I don't even think there is a flight. I think it's all an elaborate prank that ends with me living in an airport. - @AllieBrosh no. 103 - @feliciaday
Craft service on Eureka today: cabbage rolls, broccoli, butter beans, chick peas... It's like someone has a fart deathwish. @feliciaday no. 102 - @wwwesty
no. 101 - @MoRocca
Brunch is the slutty sister of Breakfast. She wakes up late, boozes it up & slathers herself in Hollandaise. A hot mess! - @MoRocca no. 100 - @MarkSoFla
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until they open their mouth. - @MarkSoFla no. 099 - @wwwesty
Obi Wan to his Proctologist: "These aren't the 'rhoids you're looking for." - @wwwesty no. 098 - @LenKendall
Formatting a document in WORD is like creating a sculpture with Jell-O and chisel. - @LenKendall no. 097 - @thesulk
"Guys, bad news. We're fucking delicious." (The Smartest Cow) - @thesulk no. 096 - @jsvaughan
it's not a race, i'm just riding to work... - @jsvaughan
